Random Episodes
Trapped in the Closet
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. 
The List
In this episode, the girls in the fourth grade class make a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list they are unprepared to deal with the results. 
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Cartman has a new protege and plans to help out babies addicted to crack. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of their new business venture, the "Crack Baby Athletic Association". 