Random Episodes
The List
In this episode, the girls in the fourth grade class make a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list they are unprepared to deal with the results. 
Buddha Box
Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety and he just can't deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what's most important in his life. 
Quintuplets 2000
The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Mar... 