Random Episodes
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince... 
Raising the Bar
Cartman comes to accept his obesity, and decides that using a scooter for transportation is his right, an attitude embraced by others as well. He also discovers that he has a rival in reality televisi... 
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut!
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's cha... 