Random Episodes
Canada On Strike
All of the Canadian Bacon is stolen, and the boys get blamed, they take a long journey to prove their innocence. During this journey, Kyle sucks Cartmans balls! (yes canadian bacon is just sliced ham) 
The Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all best are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win. 
Chickenpox
Cartman's mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny's for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers "the parental conspiracy... 