Random Episodes
D-Yikes!
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves... 
The China Probrem
Cartman must confront the Chinese alone while the American people are haunted by the memory of recent tragic events. 
Shots!!!
This week, Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone. Meanwhile, Cartman stands his ground and refuses to get a shot. 