Random Episodes
D-Yikes!
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves... 
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Tali... 
About Last Night
While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the oval office, the new commander - in - chief assembles his team and... 