Random Episodes
Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting wierd. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Car... 
Eek, A Penis!
While their regular teacher, is busy looking for a way to become the man she always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cart... 
Pee
The boys go to Pi Pi's Splashtown waterpark. Cartman is distraught that there are more minorities than white people, at one point breaking into a musical number about the issue. Kyle becomes upset whe... 