Random Episodes
Weight Gain 4000
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remembe... 
Buddha Box
Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety and he just can't deal with people any longer. They get in the way of what's most important in his life. 
Safe Space
Cartman falls victim to internet body-shaming, so PC Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal. 