Random Episodes
Poor and Stupid
Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Wor... 
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince... 
A History Channel Thanksgiving
After watching a Thanksgiving special on The History Channel, the boys believe that aliens were involved in the original feast. But, questions remain was the first Thanksgiving Dinner haunted? Is alie... 