Random Episodes
Tonsil Trouble
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. 
Naughty Ninjas
The ever more PC citizens of South Park decide that they no longer need a police force. As the first American town to get rid of their cops, they plan to celebrate their advanced sensibilities with a ... 
Death
"Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead." and proceeds trying to end his ... 