Random Episodes
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing about. Kyle... 
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut!
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's cha... 
Canada On Strike
All of the Canadian Bacon is stolen, and the boys get blamed, they take a long journey to prove their innocence. During this journey, Kyle sucks Cartmans balls! (yes canadian bacon is just sliced ham) 