Random Episodes
You have 0 Friends
Kyle "Friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one who has always been there for him. 
D-Yikes!
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves... 
Ginger Kids
Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids ever... 