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Kyle "Friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one who has always been there for him. 
D-Yikes!
Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves... 
Grey Dawn
After South Park's senior citizens have mowed down more than a few farmers' markets, the residents no longer feel it's safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to... 