Random Episodes
The Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all best are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win. 
Dead Kids
Sharon is overreacting to everything these days and Randy can't cope. Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 
The Scoots
The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. 