Random Episodes
A Very Crappy Christmas
Kyle and Ike anxiously await Mr. Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting. They find Mr. Hankey living with his alcoholic wife and their three little nugg... 
Eat, Pray, Queef
Dead Kids
Sharon is overreacting to everything these days and Randy can't cope. Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. 