Random Episodes
Lice Capades
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. 
Canada On Strike
All of the Canadian Bacon is stolen, and the boys get blamed, they take a long journey to prove their innocence. During this journey, Kyle sucks Cartmans balls! (yes canadian bacon is just sliced ham) 
The List
In this episode, the girls in the fourth grade class make a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list they are unprepared to deal with the results. 