Random Episodes
Basic Cable
Scott Malkinsons future with the new girl in his class depends on him getting the latest and greatest streaming platform. Scotts dad works for the local cable company and refuses to move beyond basic ... 
Tonsil Trouble
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. 
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom "had relations" with during an annual party called "The Drunke... 