Random Episodes
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kyle's mother educa... 
Tonsil Trouble
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality. 
Cartman Finds Love
There is a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He has discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure ... 