Random Episodes
Professor Chaos
Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately they feel that his attempts as nice as they... 
Weight Gain 4000
Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remembe... 
Canada On Strike
All of the Canadian Bacon is stolen, and the boys get blamed, they take a long journey to prove their innocence. During this journey, Kyle sucks Cartmans balls! (yes canadian bacon is just sliced ham) 