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Eek, A Penis!
While their regular teacher, is busy looking for a way to become the man she always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cart... 
Pandemic
The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows ... 
Go God Go XII
In the previous episode, Eric Cartman froze himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a Nintendo Wii pass quickly. A freak accident landed him over 500 years in the future -- and now he's ... 