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Kyle "Friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one who has always been there for him. 
Hummels & Heroin
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs. 
Ike's Wee Wee
Ike's going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike's wee wee. Kyle sends Ike a... 