Random Episodes
Eek, A Penis!
While their regular teacher, is busy looking for a way to become the man she always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cart... 
Quintuplets 2000
The boys discover 8-year-old contorting quintuplets from Romania. Cartman decides to stage his own performance. The quintuplets and their grandmother defect from Romania and wind up staying at the Mar... 
You're Getting Old
After celebrating his tenth birthday, Stan begins to change his view of the world around him and, as a result, he becomes ostracised by the other boys at school. Meanwhile, a "tween music" craze sweep... 