Random Episodes
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince... 
Eek, A Penis!
While their regular teacher, is busy looking for a way to become the man she always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cart... 
Let Go, Let Gov
Cartman manages to infiltrate the National Security Agency. However, after he discovers his personal file, he does not like what he finds and decides to tell everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters Sto... 